There are hardly words to describe how incredibly unpleasant my experience was but I shall try as I sit on a bag of frozen peas. The frozen veggie tip came from a friend to whom I am eternally grateful.

Simply having the bikini area done would have been a piece of cake. It was the labia that almost had me in tears at one point. Outwardly I kept as calm as possible while on the inside I was holding a teddy bear and crying for my mommy. The woman who performed the procedure was as sweet as could be and did an excellent job. She is my hero. She had better be Jeff's hero as well.

I did opt to have my butt crack waxed as well which was not at all painful. It was more humbling than anything to be on all fours with a strange woman waxing that area. Oh the things we do for love.

I predict very expensive jewelry in my future. *grin*

Little tips on waxing from me to you:

1) Do take Ibuprofen at least 30 minutes before you go. I forgot to do so.

2) Optimally the hair should be at least 1/2 inch long so don't think you'll be helping out by trimming before hand. Too long makes it more painful.

3) Make sure frozen peas are in your freezer before you leave.

4) Wear very loose fitting slacks or sweat pants.

5) Have baby oil at home which will get rid of residual wax.

6) Do not go too close to your period as you might be a bit puffy and that will make it more uncomfortable. Queen Wax suggested to stay away the full week before your period and of course during your period.

7) If you have a big event or trip in my mind have this done a full week before you go.

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